So hey. I’m Joe Cam. I, uh. I do things.

A ton of years ago, I used to do music. Horribly. Well, I sang, didn’t actually do music, but I sucked. So then I rapped. And still sucked. None of that matters. I mean, if you REALLY wanna hear some of my hot garbage, you can click here and enjoy. I’m too lazy to make a zip of everything, so do whatever. Abuse all the music I have uploaded if you really want. You know how web directories work.

Another thing is about a decade ago, I did an EarthBound remix project called Bound Together that people loved. You can access that by clicking HERE. I’d have a header link for that, but I can’t website, so I need to hit up my sexy baby mama to do that for me. Go check it out. Tons of GOOD music (and one shitty track with me that made it to OCR) all for free!

Most importantly, in 2013 I started a podcast with my friends Jason Bogert and Tim Robinson. I’d link them, but look how many links I made already. I’m lazy, folks. Plus Boge doesn’t have anything to link really.¬†Anyway, the show evolved into having different co-hosts including Kris Huber and Taras Butrej until it ended in March 2015. Our show, The SML Podcast, was 110 episodes of pure stupidity with great guests. As of this writing, I’m planning to start a new podcast and I’m torn between keeping it The SML Podcast, or starting over. Whatever choice I’ve made, please read the correct paragraph below.

1.) Restarting The SML Podcast has been a blast. The folks I’ve talked with on the show have been awesome and I hope you’ve been enjoying what you’ve heard so far and stick around for more!
2.) This new podcast, called <pretend the name is here> has been a blast. The folks I’ve talked with on the show have been awesome and I hope you’ve been enjoying what you’ve heard so far and stick around for more!
3.) I didn’t start a podcast yet because I’m lazy. Please understand and stick around for more!

So yeah. That’s me. I also have cats. Be prepared to see cats here. Because cats. Piddles is our oldest, and fattest. Peaches is a bitch and I affectionately call her bitchface. Punk is a punk and was named after CM Punk, best in the world in WWE and hopefully good in UFC. Potato is a retard. Just, like, legit retarded. And adorable. Lastly, Cole Train is my baby and the only one not named with a P. Instead, a tiny female kitten was named after a gigantic black man from Gears of War.

I also used to write for two gaming sites. I had a falling out with the EIC and quit because trying to actively get games to review and content for the site was apparently a no-no on my part for some reason. Fuck¬†me for wanting to be productive on the site I helped found, right? I’m such a bastard. Sorry, Zak. Still a bit annoyed. And it’s my site. I do what I want. I run wit gangs.

Why the fuck are you still reading this page?